29. || in which I troll the neigbourhood, kind of.

[complice]

Somewhere in the depths of the usual randomness, the talk between mocasines and I ended up at creepy football mascots. After some googling and a healthy amount of wtfs, I knew I needed to share the brainrape with you.

Creepy mascots: A collection.



Meet: Herbie the Hammer


...and his buddy Bubbles, the bear. Bubbles has a side job as Pedobear the face of a popular German condensed milk brand. Herbie and Bubbles are often seen hugging. Y'know. ~Mascot hugs~.



"Moonchester", the Cheese that fell from moon. ...and his giant dildo.


Frogmore the (did you guess it?) Frog.








Creepy bug.


Crackpipy the crack trip


This fella reminds me of one of my favourite children's books; it oddly endears him to me:

(I'd say any team with Knight Rust/Ritter Rost as their mascot can only be an instant favourite, but no, it must be Villareal :/ I can't like you guys, dammit, AMUNT VALENCIA and all! D: Eff you.)


Is it a ...Hitler? Is it a shark? Is it a nose?????? (Is it "Answer D: All of the above"??? D: D: D:)


Assorted Creepies






The tool to ridicule all Gooners: Meet Gunnersaurus Rex. Bahahaha.









AC Milan:

Wait, that's Gourcuff. Yoann, you insatiable slut.

I couldn't find a pic of Milan's mascot, but it basically looks like Manchester United's evil twin (no, two evils don't cancel each other out):


On this account I took the freedom to propose a new one.

aka

Or the other way round, the result stays the same.

ETA: Or wait, here it is:

Of course, this is the one that started it all, the classic creepy mascot per se:

Batscot.

Yet, this is my favourite. Southend United's
SAMMY THE SHRIMP




The white version is the recent one. Spoilsports :(

But fear not! There is, indeed, a club though that is DOIN IT RIGHT, concerning mascots.


Pablo and Vitoria, mascots of Benfica.
♥

Goodnight.

Comments

[ashirbaad.livejournal.com]

Oh Billy. What are you doing to Yoann? I always knew Rossoneri man-to-man contact on and off the pitch was all kinds of dubious.

The Westham mascot resembles pedobear. Don't lie, I know you see the similarity!

(And Pablito! LOL. Rui Costa will probably be intruding many more training sessions - despite getting fined by the FA - mothering over him. I am convinced and have it on good authority)

[mocasines.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT BUBBLES?

[ashirbaad.livejournal.com]

WELL I SAY IT ON THE SAME AUTHORITY BY WHICH YOU MISTAKE MY INTENTION TO PET NICK JONAS AS A FULL FLEDGED CRUSH ON HIM.

[mocasines.livejournal.com]

YOU SAID "I LIKE THE YOUNG JONAS" AND I HAVE PROOF OF THAT.

[mocasines.livejournal.com]

(Also, I find it terribly funny that their mascot is called Bubbles and they sing Forever Blowing Bubbles, because I'm a 12 year old boy apparently.)

[ashirbaad.livejournal.com]

(12 is a bit optimistic no? Maybe 7 should do the trick. Trust me, I know it all G)

[liberta.livejournal.com]

If that's not proof that "Bubbles" is Pedobear in a Hammer's shirt, then I don't know what is.

[mocasines.livejournal.com]

Some of those mascots are totally pedobear's relatives O_O Sammy the shrimp is cool, though.

[liberta.livejournal.com]

All of them are, except Sammy, Aimar and Vitoria. Save yourself, children!!!!

[diskarte.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT. THIS ENTRY MADE MY DAY. OMG. MEMMING. DUDE. THIS IS HASDSHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOL. OMG.